In November of 2003 Adult.com and Lensman through the auspices of GFY hosted "AccessWest". As the website states, "Webmaster Access is about maximizing today's business opportunities. Webmaster Access is an adult internet industry networking event to keep you in constant touch with webmasters who are serious about maximizing revenues. Webmaster Access is organized by the team behind GFY, the #1 gathering place for webmasters on the Internet. A great way to market your business, make new connections, stay up to speed on the latest industry buzz, talk with affiliate program owners, discover new trends, and party with old friends. With new locations year round and worldwide, Webmaster Access Shows are the ultimate way to keep your finger on the forefront of the Adult Internet industry, and build new business relationships and refresh existing ones."




Ram, always looking to drive more traffic to his evergrowing stable of sites, offered to advertise another webmaster's program, LightspeedCash, in return for a month's worth of free traffic.




All they had for him to wear were women's clothes.
(notice the spaghetti straps)




Here is Steve, the owner of Lightspeed, signing the contract on a cocktail napkin on Ram's back.




Here are some of the biggest and most serious players in the business conducting a seminar on the "State of the Industry".




Notice the attentive audience. (Max Hardcore in the cowboy hat)




Lensman delivering the state of the union.




Suddenly, however, the proceedings are interrupted.




And here comes the man who will do anything for a little free traffic.




Streaking through the crowd, Ram, once again, shows why he has the reputation he has.




The stunned crowd reels from the display.




The end.